Don't Leave Me Your Sh*t...Please...

www.PlumDistrict.com

This exciting deal is brought to from the site built "by Moms for Moms".  Considering that daily deals are the modern bazaar for uppity 20 to 30-somethings in metropolitan cities, and the unconvincing image of the "mother" above, this deal site has its work cut out for it.  This particular (morbid) deal assumes that: a) The person buying from a discount site actually has crap worth giving away after they die, and b) They are actually planning for their future rather than blowing $125 on Bikram Yoga classes when they still haven't even used the $85 deal they purchased last month for Kundalini Yoga classes (it's a real word - I checked).  In all likelihood, this legal will would look something like:

• To my friend Erica, I leave you my $20 for $10 at eBay - spend it well (and before October 1).
• To John I leave 39 Groupons for various crappy fast food restaurants that I was never really interested in going to.  The "Buy!" button was just so tempting...
• To everybody else, I leave my unpaid student loans.

Also, as far as deals go, there's nothing quite like checking your email in the morning with a reminder to purchase your discount will.  "You're gonna die - might as well take 5 minutes out of your morning routine and make sure your "estate" is in order."  It might actually be worth it, so long as there's an option to: Click here to ensure that everything you own is destroyed upon your death - nobody needs to know how cheaply you lived!